There's a fish in the percolator!

Diane, I am holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies

Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just...let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.

Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells--and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you--you've had enough of me?